I sure hope no one kills me and deletes my articles

[EnemyOfTheLulz]

Doing such deeds would extinguish my presence from humanity. I would be very upset.

 

[ZZZandeRRR]

Doing such deeds would extinguish my presence from humanity. I would be very upset.

 

[EnemyOfTheLulz]

Nooooo killing me and deleting my articles would be the ultimate way to troll me. Please don’t do it.

 

[dropdatwat]

how about ed staff agrees to delete your article(s) if you kill yourself

 

[Lovecraft]

how about ed staff agrees to delete your article(s) if you kill yourself

If there is an article on the wiki and the last person who gives a shit about it dies, does it really exist?

 

[EnemyOfTheLulz]

If there is an article on the wiki and the last person who gives a shit about it dies, does it really exist?

Just delete it then. It’s the fatal blow to my inflated sense of self worth. I go around bragging about it. ED is having their reputation ruined!

 

[Lovecraft]

Just delete it then. It’s the fatal blow to my inflated sense of self worth. I go around bragging about it. ED is having their reputation ruined!

That would be a shame.
Seems the best thing to do is nothing.

 

[EnemyOfTheLulz]

That would be a shame.
Seems the best thing to do is nothing.

I already had my great pal lock it from edits. That is halfway to deletion. Go all the way! Don’t half ass it!